The Elon X AI Doge Messi 69 Pepe Inu (Ticker:BITCOIN) Project

About

Honestly though, this token is the endgame.

It's the shitcoin of shitcoins.

Imagine telling your coworkers you're quitting because Elon X AI Doge Messi 69 Pepe Inu coin mooned?

Imagine the media reporting on Elon X AI Doge Messi 69 Pepe Inu breaking 1bn marketcap. Or the idiot normies buying along the way because they typed BITCOIN into PancakeSwap.

Media & News


How to buy

Go to PancakeSwap

Go to PancakeSwap.Finance & connect your wallet. Paste the $BITCOIN token address into Pancakeswap, select BITCOIN, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign. You may also click here to buy at Pancakeswap.

Switch BNB for $BITCOIN

switch BNB for $BITCOIN. We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.

Tokenomics

Supply
69,420,000,000,000

No taxes, Fixed supply.

This is the first coin that has enticed me to join the Shitcoin casino.

It's just another shitcoin, sure, but at least this one shines a spotlight directly onto the stupidity that is the degen coin/BNB casino/dogcoin market trend.

It's self aware. This is THE /biz/ shitcoin.

Roadmap

Phase 1: Meme

Phase 2: Vibe and HODL

Phase 3: Meme Takeover

When this coin eventually dumps it will mark the start of a long grim bear market. Mark my words when Elon X AI Doge Messi 69 Pepe Inu (ticker:BITCOIN) crashes every single other market in the world will follow. People will be losing their homes. Bitcoin will be trading for $-16.00. the s&p500 will implode. Wall street will burn to the ground. The faithful will be rewarded in this life and the next

Phase 1

  • Launch
  • CoinGecko/Coinmarketcap Listings
  • 69,000+ Holders
  • Get $BITCOIN Trending on twitter with our memetic power
  • $BITCOIN Image AI
  • $BITCOIN Contract Scanner
  • $BITCOIN GPT-4
  • Media Release at Bloomberg, MarketWatch, Yahoo.
  • BitKeep, Trust Wallet, Token Pocket, Ave, BscScan updates.
  • Few Tier 1/2 Exchange Listing

Phase 2

  • 420,690+ Holders
  • $BITCOIN Payment Gateway / Processor
  • $BITCOIN Wallet
  • $BITCOIN MEV Launch
  • Formation of token gated discord group
  • CEX Listings 10,000+holders
  • Few Tier 1/2 Exchange Listing

Phase 3

  • 690,420+ Holders
  • $BITCOIN Merchandise
  • $BITCOIN Academy
  • $BITCOIN Tools
  • T1 Exchange Listings 100,000+ holders
  • Meme Takeover
  • Few Tier 1 Cex Listing